AM Prove Your Love For Mustangs Contest – Winners Announced

AmericanMuscle.com Valentines ContestWinners Announced!
The American Muscle Valentines Contest is finally over and it is now time to announce the winners! We carefully mulled over the submissions, and there were some real interesting entries that I am going to post up for your viewing enjoyment! But before we get to them, let’s check out the winning entries first!

The Winners:

  • First Place – $250 American Muscle Gift Certificate
    • Richard B. of Woonsocket, RI
    • Made a movie he did.
  • Second Place – $100 American Muscle Gift Certificate
    • Adam B. of Sunderland, MA
    • Adam wrote a song dedicated to his one true love “Sophie”, his Mustang and sang it to the tune of Ritchie Valens’ famous song “Oh, Donna”!
    • Download and listen to Oh Sophie
    • Lyrics:
      • Oh Sophie, Oh Sophie
        Oh Sophie, Oh Sophie
        I have a car
        Sophie is her name
        since she broke down
        I’ve never been the same
        cause I love my car
        God how I love my Ford Mustang! Love my Ford mustang!

        I have no cash
        to upgrade my car
        I spent all my dough on
        a new alternator
        so I beg American Muscle
        please send me some money, some muscle money.

  • Third Place – $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate
    • Tiffeny W. of Tupelo, MS
    • Tiffeny submitted the story of her lifelong passion of Mustangs…and how they got her engaged!
    • Download Full Story Here
    • Story Excerpts:
      • “It all started for me when I was 3 years old. My Daddy and Granddaddy gave me a little matchbox toy of a red ’65 convertible. I was instantly hooked.”
      • “I hear the ‘tink-tink’ noise of pebbles hitting my car. “Oh my God, he just didn’t.” I jump out of my car about to bust some tail, and he looks at me, winks and says, “How you doin’?” “
      • “The summer after we got engaged, Brad found a 7UP for sale from one of his friends, and presented it as a wedding gift to ourselves. I now own the car I’ve wanted since I was 5 years old!”

There were several outstanding runners up too…especially in the video catagory. Enjoy the winners for now, and check back on Monday for the runner ups!

 

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AmericanMuscle.com Valentines Contest
Prove Your Love For Mustangs & American Muscle!
Friday February 13th Through Monday March 2nd

Do you love Mustangs? Is AmericanMuscle your one true love? Is your significant other green with jealously because you spend more time and money on your car then with them? Then this contest is for you!

The AmericanMuscle Valentines Contest gives you a chance to prove your love of Mustangs and AmericanMuscle is true! And the best part is, we are giving you complete creative freedom on this one. You could draw a picture, make a movie, write a song or poem, take a picture, use your skills in flash animation, the possibilities are truly endless!

But the really really good part is, the three submissions that best prove their love for AmericanMuscle and Mustangs will be taking home a total of $400 in AmericanMuscle Gift Certificates!

The Prizes:

  • First Place – $250 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate
  • Second Place – $100 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate
  • Third Place – $50 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate

To submit your entry, you must attach it to your email or if it is over 2MB, you must host it on an FTP, YouTube, PhotoBucket, or a similar site and include the full URL to it.  The winners will be carefully selected by our expert judges!

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 3:00PM Eastern Time on Monday March the 2nd. Winners will be announced Friday March 6th.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, and email address when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit as many unique entries as you want. Do Not SPAM the same entry multiple times or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Contest entries must be kept appropriate for website publishing in order to win. (Think PG13 or Cleaner)
  • Contest open to US residents only, certain terms and conditions apply.

 

AmericanMuscle.com Valentines Contest
Prove Your Love For Mustangs & American Muscle!
Friday February 13th Through Monday March 2nd

Top 15 Useless Customer Searches

Customer Survey Results in Humorous Results!

We recently surveyed a portion of our customers to see what they were searching for on American Muscle. The results were very useful in helping us to provide better products and services, but we also received quite a few “interesting” results at the same time!

Below you will find the top 15 most humorous searches that we came across…and our research team’s comments on them!

  1. Searched: “give me mustang parts”

    • “I heard people say this internet thing is amazing, but I can’t seem to get it to do what I tell it to do. No matter how many times I ask, I just can’t seem to get the parts out of my computer.”


  2. Searched: “mustang parts?”
    • “I frequently sit and ponder the meaning of mustang parts…”


  3. Searched: “2004 MASTANK PARTS”
    • “The development of the MASTANK was the turning point in the war.”


  4. Searched: “obsolete mustang parts”
    • “Today, I’d like to see a lot of things that are outdated and therefore useless.”


  5. Searched: “american mussel”
    • “They go great with marinara sauce or a squeeze of lemon.”


  6. Searched: “saline wheels”
    • “For Dry, Itchy, Irritated Wheels…”


  7. Searched: “mustang future parts”
    • “Including the Cold Fusion Air Intake and the Steeda Flux Capacitor.”


  8. Searched: “1996 mustang gt is to slow”
    • “Need mo’betta parts!”


  9. Searched: “4point6 mustang parts”
    • “I don apostrophe t get it comma what is wrong with that search term question mark”


  10. Searched: “HOW TO GET FREE PARTS FOR A FORD MUSTANG 06″
    • “Lie, Cheat or Steal. Same way I got my woman.”


  11. Searched: “black bullet hole wheels”
    • “I know a couple of places in Philly you can get these for free.”


  12. Searched: “www.parts for 1192 ford mustang”
    • “It’s well known that Genghis Khan drove a Mach 1. I think that’s why the Chinese built that wall.”


  13. Searched: “mustang luvers”
    • “Gives the word “auto-erotic” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?”


  14. Searched: “parts for inside my mustang”
    • “You mean, like, a liver or an intestine? Cuz I know a guy…”


  15. Searched: “mustang assories”
    • “Once I forgot to lock my door and my mom caught me looking at the assories catalog.”

So, what did you search for on American Muscle?

AM Name That Part Win That Part Winner Announced!


AmericanMuscle.com Name That Part Win That Part Contest
Winner Announced!

The American Muscle Name That Part Win That Part Contest is over and we had a great turnout with over 150 people submitting 100% perfect entries! Congrats to you that figured out the parts! To those of you that did not…don’t feel bad…just study hard, for this is not the last time you will see the likes of this contest!

Now on to our winner whose name was drawn randomly from all of the correct entries submitted:

 

Stephen B. of Portage, MI
 

Stephen correctly identified all of the parts and will be receiving a Pypes 304 Stainless Steel Violator Axle-Back w/ Polished 304 Tips for his 2005-2009 Mustang GT! Once again, thank you to everyone that entered, and make sure to check out the contest’s answer key below!

 

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AmericanMuscle.com Name That Part Win That Part Contest
Win Sweet AmericanMuscle Parts for Your Mustang!
Tuesday January 27th Through Wednesday February 4th

You think you’re AmericanMuscle’s number one customer? You think you are up for a challenge? Then you better get cracking and enter the AmericanMuscle.com Name That Part Win That Part Contest! Below are six images that are taken directly from the main product image of six popular AmericanMuscle products. Identify those parts and you have the chance to win your choice of prize from those six parts! The winner will be selected randomly from all of the complete and correct entries submitted!

 

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 3:00PM Eastern Time on Wednesday February the 4th. Winners will be announced Thursday February 5th.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, email address, and prize selection when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit ONE entry. Do Not SPAM multiple entries or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Contest open to US residents only, certain terms and conditions apply.

 

AmericanMuscle.com Name That Part Win That Part Contest
Win AmericanMuscle Parts for Your Mustang!
Tuesday January 27th Through Wednesday February 4th

 

AmericanMuscle’s Battle Of The Forums Contest Finishes With An Epic Movie!

During the month of December 2008, rival forum members sent in objects to AmericanMuscle in an effort to earn the points necessary to bring victory to their forum, that and the fact that pictures of some poor AmericanMuscle Employee using the objects would be posted for their amusement. But, the objects sent in were of such wanton and gratuitous depravity that they could only be properly portrayed in this film.

 

 

Thanks for these terrible gifts:
Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid Ass Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piñata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.

 

Enjoy this movie? DIGG it here: http://digg.com/comedy/Craziest_Christmas_Gift_Movie_Ever_Period

AM Christmas Mustang Decorating Contest Winners Announced!

 

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – Over $500 In Prizes!
The Winners Have Been Announced!
The AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest is over and it is time to announce the winners! There were some seriously decked out Mustangs submitted, so selecting the winners was no walk down the hall. In fact, I am going to be sending some runner’s up a mini-AM Prize pack with a T-Shirt and a 2009 Calendar & Catalog!

  • 1st Prize – Brady R. of Eagan, MN: 
    • 1st Place Prizes:
      • $300 American Muscle Gift Certificate
  • 2nd Prize – Rich S. of East Hanover, NJ: 
    • 2nd Place Prizes:
      • $150 American Muscle Gift Certificate
  • 3rd Prize – Damon D. of Winter Springs, FL: 
    • 3rd Place Prizes:
      • $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate

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AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – $500 In Prizes!
Monday November 24th Through Wednesday December 10th
Decorate your Mustang In Holiday Styles!

Ho-Ho-Ho AM Santa is here to help you get into the Holiday Spirit with another great contest from American Muscle! The details of the American Muscle Christmas Decorating Contest are pretty simple. Decorate your Mustang in your favorite Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, Festivus, Free Paid Day Off To Drink Beer Day, or whatever holiday you celebrate’s decor. Then, take a picture and submit it to us via the email address below! Entries will be judged by yours truly and a 1st Place $300 American Muscle Gift Certificate, a 2nd Place $150 American Muscle Gift Certificate, and a 3rd Place $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate will be awarded!So get to decorating and send us some sweet shots of your holiday ride!

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 5:00PM Eastern Time on Wednesday December the 10th. Winners will be announced on Monday December 15th.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, email address, and T-Shirt size when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit as many individual entries as you want, but please do not SPAM the same entry multiples times or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Gift Certificate Prizes valid only for products at AmericanMuscle.com and are not redeemable or exchangeable for any cash value.

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – $500 In Prizes!
Monday November 24th Through Wednesday December 10th
Decorate your Mustang In Holiday Styles!