AmericanMuscle’s Battle Of The Forums Contest Finishes With An Epic Movie!

During the month of December 2008, rival forum members sent in objects to AmericanMuscle in an effort to earn the points necessary to bring victory to their forum, that and the fact that pictures of some poor AmericanMuscle Employee using the objects would be posted for their amusement. But, the objects sent in were of such wanton and gratuitous depravity that they could only be properly portrayed in this film.

 

 

Thanks for these terrible gifts:
Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid Ass Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piñata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.

 

Enjoy this movie? DIGG it here: http://digg.com/comedy/Craziest_Christmas_Gift_Movie_Ever_Period

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts

To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AmericanMuscle.com has always been known for running its crazy contests on both its BLOG and also on the forums it sponsors! Their latest “All I Want For Christmas Wish List Contest” on AllFordMustangs.com required forum members to post up two wish lists, one list of what their Mustang wanted for Christmas, and one wish list of what they wanted personally for Christmas, for a chance to win one of three $100 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificates! Pretty sweet, but that is not where the real story is.

Here is where the story gets really good! At the end of the contest, AmericanMuscle’s Forum Representative AMNick picked out nearly 20 items worth over $2000 from people’s personal wish lists, including a Digital Camera, Bowling Ball, a 204 Piece Craftsman Tool Kit, a Nintendo Wii, toys for a member’s 3 year old daughter, and even some retro 80’s tube socks, and actually sent them the items on their lists, all on the company dime!

When asked if he was afraid of getting fired for what seemed like an incredible act of lunacy, AMNick responded, “Absolutely not! I had the full support of AmericanMuscle behind me on this one! The thing about AmericanMuscle is we can fully relate to our customers because we are real Mustang people too. With the currently devastated economy, we just thought this would be a great way to help out our fellow Mustang enthusiasts in these financially difficult times.”

Needless to say there were some very surprised, and very happy people on AllFordMustangs.com that day!

“Thanks so much nick and AM, now i dont gota send my car to the shop for the smallest things!” – wells89

“I’m gonna rename all my kids after you: Nick, Nick, and Nickie” – Mr. Ugly

“OH MY GOODNESS!!! just got home from work and checked my email……woohoo!!” – ‘ 65 Dream

“WOW…I never win anything!!! I can’t believe I won…” – 05sbgt

Buy now…pay later with BillMeLater!

AmericanMuscle.com rolls out secure, convenient, payment plan billing with BillMeLater! Now you can get those parts you need right now, even if you do not have the money up front with BillMeLater’s No Payments for 90 Days! Whats best is you will even enjoy interest free billing if the balance is paid in full before the 90 days are up! What better way to get your Mustang parts now, without having to wait!

Simply add your items to your shopping cart. Select BillMeLater at checkout. Answer two quick questions and accept the terms. Then you’ll get a statement in the mail after you are approved! It is that simple!

For full BillMeLater details click here!

Free Stuff and Incredible Perks for registering your Mustang Club

Do you have a Mustang Club that you’re looking to promote? Do you want to be a part of the AmericanMuscle.com family? Now’s your chance!

Register your club on our club affiliation page and you can not only promote your own club’s website, but you’ll enjoy some incredible perks from our store! These perks are only available to registered clubs, and the list of benefits keeps on growing!

So, what do you get for signing up? Good question! Once you’ve submitted your club and we approve it, here are some of the rewards you will receive:

  • Free listing and promotion of your club through our directory
  • 5% discount on all products from our store 

  • Up to 15 AmericanMuscle.com decals for your club members
  • An AmericanMuscle.com t-shirt for yourself
  • Free t-shirt for all of your members when they place a phone order
  • Exclusive giveaways from AmericanMuscle.com throughout the year
  • Your local shows and club events listed on our site

The best part? AmericanMuscle.com will be sponsoring car shows throughout the year. When you register your club, you increase your chance of being selected because club members will be the first shows to be sponsored!

Just added to the list of perks: the chance for your club to be featured in the AmericanMuscle.com Blog. That’s right, each month, one lucky club will be spotlighted in our Blog for all of our customers to see. The feature will include club information, photos, and details of events.

So, head on over to our Club Affiliation Page and sign your club up today!

 

 

Expedited Shipping is now 25% Cheaper

We know how important it is for you to get the parts you ordered quickly. That is why every order placed is shipped within One Business Day of us receiving it. Sometimes, though, you need or want your parts faster than our Free Standard Shipping will get it to you. With that in mind, AmericanMuscle.com has made it cheaper for our customers that want expedited shipping!

 

Before, choosing expedited shipping meant spending a lot of extra money just to get your order quickly. No more!

AmericanMuscle.com has lowered our expedited shipping costs by 25%!

Not only do you not have to wait 5 business days for UPS to deliver your package, but you’ll also have more money left over to buy more parts for your Mustang! Simply choose Guaranteed 3 Day, Guaranteed 2 Day or Guaranteed 1 Day when you’re placing your order online.

AmericanMuscle Clubs and Event Directory

AmericanMuscle.com has created a website where you can submit your car club and upcoming events. The registration process is quick, easy and free. In fact, it’s better than free. Once you complete the registration process we will send you an AmericanMuscle T-Shirt, 15 decals and discount codes to AmericanMuscle.com.

The first time each of your club members use the discount code at our store they will also receive a free AmericanMuscle T-Shirt with that order.

This mustang club directory will also be a great resource to find local car club events, races, and car shows across the country. Events are updated instantaneously so you will only see events that are coming in the future.

So lets review, quick free sign-up, get your club listed, free merchandise and discount codes, post upcoming events, and get to know other clubs across the country.

Get Listed Today in our Mustang Club Directory

American Muscle Extends Business Hours — 9 am to 9 pm EST

To better serve our customers, AmericanMuscle.com will now open earlier and close later!

This allows us to better meet the needs of our West Coast customers, and give the East Coast and everyone in between more time to call us with questions and orders.

Starting Monday, June 11, 2007, AmericanMuscle.com will be open from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday!

AmericanMuscle.com Now Accepts Paypal!

In an effort to make ordering from AmericanMuscle.com even easier, we have started accepting PayPal! There’s no need to charge it to your credit card anymore! Now, when you order online, you will be given the choice to use a credit card or pay through Paypal.

Nothing else in the order process has changed! It’s still as easy as ever to enter in your billing and shipping information. The only change is the addition of the pay with PayPal option! When you check out, it will look like this:

We hope you all enjoy this new feature! Let us know what you think!

We want pictures of your car for our site!

AmericanMuscle.com is proud to introduce to the forum and our blog readers the latest customer feature! We’ve always had customer ride pics on our website, but now we’ve decided to expand it to every product we carry!

Give us pictures of your car, with our products on it, and we’ll put them on the website for everyone to see! This is your chance to show the world what your ’stang is made of!

Here’s how you can help!

If you’ve bought a product from us, take a picture of it on your car! Go to that product page and click the link to submit a picture. Once you’ve submitted it, we’ll approve it and it will be on the website. It’s that simple!

The pictures will always be displayed on the product page, and when you click to enlarge a photo, it will take you to every photo submitted for that product. Your car will be famous!

Thanks for your help, everyone!