Top Secret BBQ Recipes Leaked!

Top Secret BBQ Recipes Leaked!
Now You Too Can Make Cobra Eggs!

The jig is up and the recipes are out folks! Now you too can lay your very own BBQ Cobra Eggs, Super Snaky Spicy Shrimp, or Top Fuel Bar B Que Venison Backstrap in the comfort of your very own backyard! Download the full versions of these top three contenders from our Manly BBQ Contest below!

AmericanMuscle Gives Away a FREE 2009 Ford Mustang! – Day 11: We Have a Winner!

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After two nail-biting, pulse-pounding weeks of sleeping, eating, feuding, and crawling around in their own filth, the three remaining contestants in AmericanMuscle’s “Live In It and Win” Mustang Competition have finally made it to the finish line on Thursday, July 2nd 2009…and lasted longer than anyone could have possible projected.

Epic Cook-Off Movie Released – AM Manly BBQ Contest Winners Selected

 

AM Manly BBQ Contest Winners Selected
Epic Cook-Off Movie Released


Throughout the Month of June 2009, we ran our Manly BBQ Contest and customers submitted their manliest recipes to be carefully scrutinized by our panel of expert food judges. The top three manliest recipes were selected and put to the test in this epic BBQ cook-off movie!
Epic BBQ Cook-Off Movie

The AmericanMuscle Manly BBQ Contest truly was a celebration of everything it is to be manly. We came, we barbecued, we ate. Manliness at its best.

We would like to thank everyone that participated and sent in their recipes and congratulate our winner Keith K. and his brass Cobra Eggs of steel at achieving the ultimate title of manliness: AmericanMuscle Manly BBQ Contest Winner 2009!

 

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  1. Watch your recipe be put to the test in our YouTube BBQ Cook Off.
  2. Win Over $300 In Tasty Prizes!

With Father’s Day coming up soon, I started to think about what it means to be a man. There are a lot of manly things in this world, Muscle Cars, Medieval Weaponry, Beef Jerky for example…but there is really one thing that trumps all other things manly and that is FIRE! And more specifically cooking with fire!

The AmericanMuscle Manly BBQ Contest is a celebration of the manliness of cooking with fire! To enter, you simply submit your best Mustang inspired BBQ recipes. We will be carefully selecting the top three tastiest sounding recipes, and then our professional BBQ Chef will be preparing the dishes here for a YouTube Broadcast BBQ Cook Off! The dishes will be sampled and judged by AmericanMuscle’s Professional Eating Team and the winner will not only receive the title of Manly BBQ Winner 2009, but also the Grand Prize Pack!

The AM Manly BBQ Grand Prize Pack

  • Stainless Steel Keg-a-Que Portable Propane Barbecue
    • With manly styles like this, this 25,000 BTU Portable Beer Keg BBQ is just as perfect at home as it is for car show cookouts and tail gating parties!
  • Deluxe 18 Piece Barbecue Tool Set
    • Just like your professional ratchet set, this baby comes with a handy hard plastic storage/carrying case.
  • AmericanMuscle Manly BBQ 2009 Chef Hat & Apron
    • If you’re going to act like a chef, you better start looking like one!
  • Extreme Barbecue Cookbook
    • Warning: This Book Contains Smokin’ Rigs and 100 Real Good Recipes!
  • Omaha Steaks Gift Package
    • These are hands down the most savory and delicious steaks money can buy! I recommend consuming these the rarer the better!

Now THAT is a manly prize pack and just in time for Fathers Day! So get your recipes in men. And ladies, if you are sitting there reading this with a smirk on your face, chuckling to yourselves cause you think this manly stuff is a bunch of hogwash and you know you have what it takes to show up the men, get your recipes in too!

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry must be submitted before 5:00PM Eastern Time on Monday June the 22nd.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, and email address when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit up to three unique recipe entries per household. Do Not SPAM the same entry multiple times though or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Contest open to US residents only, certain terms and conditions apply.

AmericanMuscle gives away FREE 2009 Ford Mustang! Day 9: What could smell worse?

AmericanMuscle.com & 94WYSP Philadelphia

John

They say a rolling stone gathers no moss. We’ll let me tell you, three people sitting in a Mustang for more than eight days gather plenty of moss, and other things too. To say that the odor emanating from the new 2009 Ford Mustang is foul, is like saying Megan Fox is easy on the eyes, or that Michael Jackson was a little weird. It just doesn’t cover the dramatic scope of the all-out stench that billows from inside this finely-tuned stink machine.

AmericanMuscle gives away FREE 2009 Ford Mustang! Day 4

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94WYSP Philadelphia
Challenges, or adversity, come in all shapes and forms. Most recently I saw it come in a small aluminum can. Of course, by now you’re probably wondering what in the world I’m talking about. We’ll let me bring you up to speed with why my pal silent John who lives in a car in South Philadelphia is my new hero.

Just yesterday a team from American Muscle returned to the site of our Live in It to Win It contest to win a brand-new 2009 Ford Mustang. That’s right, win a Mustang people. As in FREE!

Having made friends with our four willing contestants, we opted to bring them a few items they had requested upon our first meeting when the competition kicked off Monday morning live on the Danny Bonaduce Show on 94WYSP Philadelphia.

Our gift basket consisted of a few items our new friends had requested, plus a few surprises. Soon after our arrival we learned that while all four contestants remain, the climate had changed from new and exciting to, well, a bit more foul. Actually, foul doesn’t cut it. The smell pouring out of this car could gag innocent bystanders more than a mile away.

One by one handing out edible gifts, Silent John was suddenly filled with life as the sight of an ice cold energy drink—before you’d a had to check him for a pulse. John’s lust for the caffeine-infused beverage was clear on his face and in his voice. At our suggestion, John tipped the can upward, pouring every last drop of canned-adrenaline into his willing mouth. Our team was both impressed and scared given the potential consequences for such an act.

Following a few standard questions and some genuine well wishes, our team returned to the office to develop the next great sale for you, our loyal patrons.

Shortly after our departure, we learned that while our friend John was eager to down our energy drink, his stomach was not. Doubled over and holding back the blow, our man John fought tirelessly as the clock wound down to the regularly scheduled break where the contestants would be allowed out of the car for just 15 minutes. Holding on to his dignity, and his lunch, John knew that spewing warm energy drink across the dash was an automatic disqualification from the contest he was so determined to win. Still the clock counted down. Twenty minutes, 10, five minutes to go. Green as could be, John held off the barf-monster until the break bell rang and he lunged from the car only to release the complete contents of his stomach across the drive and much of the parking lot.

At American Muscle, we can only say: Well done Not-so-silent John. You came to play. You have our applause and our respect. And you can have another case of that energy drink anytime you like. We even deliver, as long as you live in a new Ford Mustang in front of Tony Luke’s.

AmericanMuscle gives away a FREE 2009 Ford Mustang! Day 2

AmericanMuscle.com & 94WYSP Philadelphia

No matter where and when your 15 minutes of fame happens, I can guarantee it’ll be over before you know it. The glitz and glamor move away to something new and shiny leaving you standing there with a stuffed beaver, two midgets and a basket full of muffins. Wait… that’s just me. But it’s funny how things change dramatically when the spotlight goes dim.

For our four friends in South Philly, the media circus that launched their departure on this great and scary journey just yesterday has subsided as fans and friends retreat to watch and wait to see who will completely snap first on their way to win a brand new 2009 Mustang. Having seen the following video on our four contestants, in addition to live video feed on 94WYSP Philadelphia’s website, it seems that all of our friends confined in the 2-door muscle car are holding steady, and have plenty of time read, if only they were allowed books. That’s where swashbuckling imaginary friends like my pal Federico Monte Christo Esperanza III are handy. Take it from me; you’re never alone when Fred’s around to have an imaginary sword fight.

Here’s the latest from the AmericanMuscle.com Mustang Give Away…

AmericanMuscle gives away FREE 2009 Ford Mustang! Day 1

It’s 6am in South Philly and the AmericanMuscle crew is standing in front of cheese steak czar Tony Luke’s to give away a brand-new 2009 Ford Mustang in one twisted contest. Oh, yeah, and shock-jock Danny Bonaduce is there, too broadcasting live.

AmericanMuscle.com & 94WYSP Philadelphia

Question: What do a brand-new 2009 Mustang, a Philly Cheese Steak, and Danny Bonaduce have in common?

Answer: AmericanMuscle.com. Duh!

Sometimes I find myself in the most peculiar situations. I’m not talking about waking up on a beach in Mexico hugging a nine-foot inflatable rabbit or anything, but peculiar nonetheless. This morning at 6am I was standing curbside in front of famed Philly Cheese Steak factory Tony Luke’s in South Philadelphia with child-star-turned-DJ Danny Bonaduce, four average-Joes and a brand-new 2009 Ford Mustang. Inflatable rabbit aside, this was a pretty strange experience for me. But then, when it comes to AmericanMuscle.com contests, you never know what to expect.

Backing up a bit, the reason I was standing on a curb in Philly at 6am with a notorious shock-jock was the AmericanMuscle.com Live in It to Win It contest. Okay, so the premise is simple: There can only be one! Highlander fans already know this. But for the rest of us, the concept is, well, still simple. Four people climb into a new Ford Mustang. He who stays in the car the longest, takes the keys, and the car. And because AmericanMuscle does nothing half…well, halfway, we recruited 94WYSP Philadelphia radio and cheese steak czar Tony Luke to complete the package.

Personally speaking: I’m not a morning person, mostly because mornings suck. Getting up a 4am to stand on a street corner is about as fun to me as being stuck in a phone booth in downtown Dayton, Ohio with Joan Rivers and 250 rabid woodchucks. But if you dangle a pair of keys to a brand new Mustang in front of me, you’ll see me hook up an I.V. blend of black coffee and Red Bull. Today I met John, Airen, Michele and Joshua, four aspiring Mustang owners who are living the dream. Each one of them fought their way through the rigorous video screening process to secure their shot at what could be the grandest prize of them all. Sure they all may be in need of a serious psychiatric evaluation, but I can’t say that, were I eligible, I wouldn’t do the same. I mean, come on people, a new Ford Mustang for just sitting in a car for a couple weeks. That’s like getting paid $25k for spending two weeks converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Count me in. Even I can do that. Now enter three strangers, limited restroom breaks, live radio coverage and a busy city street corner in the place that took New York sarcasm and turned it into an art. Now that’s a contest.

And then there’s Bonaduce, who is worthy of his own study in abnormal social behavior. I’ve met many people from all over this country in my years, and Danny Bonaduce has got to be one of the most dynamic, in-your-face, scary, charismatic, obnoxious, fascinating, and generally intriguing personalities I’ve come across. Taking time out from his morning radio show, Danny wasted no time before throwing on an AmericanMuscle Tee and sharing his opinion on the greatest Mustang ever built, and who he’d bring with him should he be trapped in a car with three strangers for an extended period of time. Check out the video to see if you agree. You’ll hear no arguments from me.

As for our four trapped Mustang fans, look for more videos over the next couple weeks on https://blog.americanmuscle.com/ as our candidates shed their smiling virgin faces and common human courtesy and replace them with severe sleep deprivation and poor personal hygiene. I’m putting my money on at least three suffering from a complete and total lack of self respect and any shred of tolerance for their three intimate roommates. Oh yeah, it’s gonna get good!

AM Prove Your Love For Mustangs Contest – Winners Announced

AmericanMuscle.com Valentines ContestWinners Announced!The American Muscle Valentines Contest is finally over and it is now time to announce the winners! We carefully mulled over the submissions, and there were some real interesting entries that I am going to post up for your viewing enjoyment! But before we get to them, let’s check out the winning entries first!

The Winners:

  • First Place – $250 American Muscle Gift Certificate
  • Second Place – $100 American Muscle Gift Certificate
    • Adam B. of Sunderland, MA
    • Adam wrote a song dedicated to his one true love “Sophie”, his Mustang and sang it to the tune of Ritchie Valens’ famous song “Oh, Donna”!
    • Download and listen to Oh Sophie
    • Lyrics:
      • Oh Sophie, Oh Sophie
        Oh Sophie, Oh Sophie
        I have a car
        Sophie is her name
        since she broke down
        I’ve never been the same
        cause I love my car
        God how I love my Ford Mustang! Love my Ford mustang!

        I have no cash
        to upgrade my car
        I spent all my dough on
        a new alternator
        so I beg American Muscle
        please send me some money, some muscle money.

  • Third Place – $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate
    • Tiffeny W. of Tupelo, MS
    • Tiffeny submitted the story of her lifelong passion of Mustangs…and how they got her engaged!
    • Download Full Story Here
    • Story Excerpts:
      • “It all started for me when I was 3 years old. My Daddy and Granddaddy gave me a little matchbox toy of a red ’65 convertible. I was instantly hooked.”
      • “I hear the ‘tink-tink’ noise of pebbles hitting my car. “Oh my God, he just didn’t.” I jump out of my car about to bust some tail, and he looks at me, winks and says, “How you doin’?” “
      • “The summer after we got engaged, Brad found a 7UP for sale from one of his friends, and presented it as a wedding gift to ourselves. I now own the car I’ve wanted since I was 5 years old!”

There were several outstanding runners up too…especially in the video catagory. Enjoy the winners for now, and check back on Monday for the runner ups!

 

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AmericanMuscle.com Valentines Contest
Prove Your Love For Mustangs & American Muscle!
Friday February 13th Through Monday March 2nd

Do you love Mustangs? Is AmericanMuscle your one true love? Is your significant other green with jealously because you spend more time and money on your car then with them? Then this contest is for you!

The AmericanMuscle Valentines Contest gives you a chance to prove your love of Mustangs and AmericanMuscle is true! And the best part is, we are giving you complete creative freedom on this one. You could draw a picture, make a movie, write a song or poem, take a picture, use your skills in flash animation, the possibilities are truly endless!

But the really really good part is, the three submissions that best prove their love for AmericanMuscle and Mustangs will be taking home a total of $400 in AmericanMuscle Gift Certificates!

The Prizes:

  • First Place – $250 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate
  • Second Place – $100 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate
  • Third Place – $50 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate

To submit your entry, you must attach it to your email or if it is over 2MB, you must host it on an FTP, YouTube, PhotoBucket, or a similar site and include the full URL to it.  The winners will be carefully selected by our expert judges!

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 3:00PM Eastern Time on Monday March the 2nd. Winners will be announced Friday March 6th.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, and email address when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit as many unique entries as you want. Do Not SPAM the same entry multiple times or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Contest entries must be kept appropriate for website publishing in order to win. (Think PG13 or Cleaner)
  • Contest open to US residents only, certain terms and conditions apply.

 

AmericanMuscle.com Valentines Contest
Prove Your Love For Mustangs & American Muscle!
Friday February 13th Through Monday March 2nd

AmericanMuscle’s Battle Of The Forums Contest Finishes With An Epic Movie!

During the month of December 2008, rival forum members sent in objects to AmericanMuscle in an effort to earn the points necessary to bring victory to their forum, that and the fact that pictures of some poor AmericanMuscle Employee using the objects would be posted for their amusement. But, the objects sent in were of such wanton and gratuitous depravity that they could only be properly portrayed in this film.

 

 

Thanks for these terrible gifts:
Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid Ass Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piñata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.

 

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