Top 15 Useless Customer Searches

Customer Survey Results in Humorous Results!

We recently surveyed a portion of our customers to see what they were searching for on American Muscle. The results were very useful in helping us to provide better products and services, but we also received quite a few “interesting” results at the same time!

Below you will find the top 15 most humorous searches that we came across…and our research team’s comments on them!

  1. Searched: “give me mustang parts”

    • “I heard people say this internet thing is amazing, but I can’t seem to get it to do what I tell it to do. No matter how many times I ask, I just can’t seem to get the parts out of my computer.”

  2. Searched: “mustang parts?”
    • “I frequently sit and ponder the meaning of mustang parts…”

  3. Searched: “2004 MASTANK PARTS”
    • “The development of the MASTANK was the turning point in the war.”

  4. Searched: “obsolete mustang parts”
    • “Today, I’d like to see a lot of things that are outdated and therefore useless.”

  5. Searched: “american mussel”
    • “They go great with marinara sauce or a squeeze of lemon.”

  6. Searched: “saline wheels”
    • “For Dry, Itchy, Irritated Wheels…”

  7. Searched: “mustang future parts”
    • “Including the Cold Fusion Air Intake and the Steeda Flux Capacitor.”

  8. Searched: “1996 mustang gt is to slow”
    • “Need mo’betta parts!”

  9. Searched: “4point6 mustang parts”
    • “I don apostrophe t get it comma what is wrong with that search term question mark”

    • “Lie, Cheat or Steal. Same way I got my woman.”

  11. Searched: “black bullet hole wheels”
    • “I know a couple of places in Philly you can get these for free.”

  12. Searched: “ for 1192 ford mustang”
    • “It’s well known that Genghis Khan drove a Mach 1. I think that’s why the Chinese built that wall.”

  13. Searched: “mustang luvers”
    • “Gives the word “auto-erotic” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?”

  14. Searched: “parts for inside my mustang”
    • “You mean, like, a liver or an intestine? Cuz I know a guy…”

  15. Searched: “mustang assories”
    • “Once I forgot to lock my door and my mom caught me looking at the assories catalog.”

So, what did you search for on American Muscle?

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Keep up the great work, American Muscle! And loyal stang fans, keep up those hilarious search inquiries!

  • Anonymous

    Oh my Lord, This is SOO hilarious!! I Love the team’s comments.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Nick,

    Something must be wrong with your website…

    I searched for “hot mustang babes” and this is what came up:

    I’m sure you’ll agree that “cold air” is not even close to “hot chick”!

    Not only that, but the alternate search suggestion was a little bit scary even:

    “Did you mean: host mustang babies?”

    Please don’t take it the wrong way. I think AM is a great company with awesome products and service. I’m on your website almost as much as some of my other favorites.

    It’s just that if you would fix your search, I wouldn’t need to go to the other websites any more.

    Thanks in advance!

    Mr. Ugly

  • Anonymous

    i searched for performance automatic AOD shift kit and found nothing

  • Anonymous

    1993 2.3L engine parts

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    I can read this over and over again and again and still laugh and laugh, I think the funniest one was
    “1996 mustang gt is to slow”
    ◦”Need mo’betta parts!”

    Aww man, that was funny, American Muscle just made my day!