AmericanMuscle’s Battle Of The Forums Contest Finishes With An Epic Movie!

During the month of December 2008, rival forum members sent in objects to AmericanMuscle in an effort to earn the points necessary to bring victory to their forum, that and the fact that pictures of some poor AmericanMuscle Employee using the objects would be posted for their amusement. But, the objects sent in were of such wanton and gratuitous depravity that they could only be properly portrayed in this film.

 

 

Thanks for these terrible gifts:
Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid Ass Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piñata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.

 

Enjoy this movie? DIGG it here: http://digg.com/comedy/Craziest_Christmas_Gift_Movie_Ever_Period

AM Christmas Mustang Decorating Contest Winners Announced!

 

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – Over $500 In Prizes!
The Winners Have Been Announced!
The AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest is over and it is time to announce the winners! There were some seriously decked out Mustangs submitted, so selecting the winners was no walk down the hall. In fact, I am going to be sending some runner’s up a mini-AM Prize pack with a T-Shirt and a 2009 Calendar & Catalog!

  • 1st Prize – Brady R. of Eagan, MN: 
    • 1st Place Prizes:
      • $300 American Muscle Gift Certificate
  • 2nd Prize – Rich S. of East Hanover, NJ: 
    • 2nd Place Prizes:
      • $150 American Muscle Gift Certificate
  • 3rd Prize – Damon D. of Winter Springs, FL: 
    • 3rd Place Prizes:
      • $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate

To view the original post,  read below:

 

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – $500 In Prizes!
Monday November 24th Through Wednesday December 10th
Decorate your Mustang In Holiday Styles!

Ho-Ho-Ho AM Santa is here to help you get into the Holiday Spirit with another great contest from American Muscle! The details of the American Muscle Christmas Decorating Contest are pretty simple. Decorate your Mustang in your favorite Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, Festivus, Free Paid Day Off To Drink Beer Day, or whatever holiday you celebrate’s decor. Then, take a picture and submit it to us via the email address below! Entries will be judged by yours truly and a 1st Place $300 American Muscle Gift Certificate, a 2nd Place $150 American Muscle Gift Certificate, and a 3rd Place $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate will be awarded!So get to decorating and send us some sweet shots of your holiday ride!

The Fine Print:

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 5:00PM Eastern Time on Wednesday December the 10th. Winners will be announced on Monday December 15th.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, email address, and T-Shirt size when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit as many individual entries as you want, but please do not SPAM the same entry multiples times or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Gift Certificate Prizes valid only for products at AmericanMuscle.com and are not redeemable or exchangeable for any cash value.

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – $500 In Prizes!
Monday November 24th Through Wednesday December 10th
Decorate your Mustang In Holiday Styles!

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts

To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AmericanMuscle.com has always been known for running its crazy contests on both its BLOG and also on the forums it sponsors! Their latest “All I Want For Christmas Wish List Contest” on AllFordMustangs.com required forum members to post up two wish lists, one list of what their Mustang wanted for Christmas, and one wish list of what they wanted personally for Christmas, for a chance to win one of three $100 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificates! Pretty sweet, but that is not where the real story is.

Here is where the story gets really good! At the end of the contest, AmericanMuscle’s Forum Representative AMNick picked out nearly 20 items worth over $2000 from people’s personal wish lists, including a Digital Camera, Bowling Ball, a 204 Piece Craftsman Tool Kit, a Nintendo Wii, toys for a member’s 3 year old daughter, and even some retro 80′s tube socks, and actually sent them the items on their lists, all on the company dime!

When asked if he was afraid of getting fired for what seemed like an incredible act of lunacy, AMNick responded, “Absolutely not! I had the full support of AmericanMuscle behind me on this one! The thing about AmericanMuscle is we can fully relate to our customers because we are real Mustang people too. With the currently devastated economy, we just thought this would be a great way to help out our fellow Mustang enthusiasts in these financially difficult times.”

Needless to say there were some very surprised, and very happy people on AllFordMustangs.com that day!

“Thanks so much nick and AM, now i dont gota send my car to the shop for the smallest things!” – wells89

“I’m gonna rename all my kids after you: Nick, Nick, and Nickie” – Mr. Ugly

“OH MY GOODNESS!!! just got home from work and checked my email……woohoo!!” – ‘ 65 Dream

“WOW…I never win anything!!! I can’t believe I won…” – 05sbgt

AM Halloween Scavenger Hunt Contest Winners Announced!

AmericanMuscle.com Halloween Scavenger Hunt
$600 In Winners Announced!

The AmericanMuscle.com Halloween Scavenger Hunt is over, and the winners have been randomly drawn from all of the entries that we received! We would like to thank everyone that participated in this challenge, especially those of you that scoured the site endlessly to get your complete submissions in! And of course, we hope everyone had fun and will look forward to our future contests! So without further ado, here are our contest winners:

  • Lee A. of Midland Park, NJ
    • $200 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate & T-Shirt
  • Katie M. of Colwich, KS
    • $200 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate & T-Shirt
  • Eric G. of Hoover, AL
    • $200 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificate & T-Shirt

To read the original post, view below: 

AmericanMuscle.com Halloween Scavenger Hunt
Win One of Three $200 AmericanMuscle.com Gift Certificates!
Friday October 17th Through Friday October 31st

“Velcome to American Mooscle Halloveen Scavenger Hoont! Muhuhahaha! We bring it you great prize of $600 verth of American Mooscle Gift Certificates! How do you get such prize? Please read on! Muhuhahaha!” – /scary vampire voice

Below are six images that give you just a glimpse of the full images you are looking for. The real images are scattered throughout AmericanMuscle.com on product pages, sections, articles, you name it and there could be one there! You must find all six images to enter!

The winners will be selected randomly from all of the complete and correct entries submitted! Each of the three winners will receive a $200 American Muscle Gift Certificate for a total of $600 in prizes!

 
The Fine Print:

  • Your entry must be submitted before 5:00PM Eastern Time on Friday October the 31st. The Grand Prize Winner will be drawn randomly from all correct contest entries and announced on Monday November 3rd.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, and email addresswhen submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit ONE ENTRY ONLY. Do Not SPAM multiple entries or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!

AmericanMuscle.com Halloween Scavenger Hunt
Win One of Three $200 AmericanMuscle.com Gift Certificates!
Friday October 17th Through Friday October 31st

 

AM Drop Me A Line Deux Contest Winners Announced – $300 In Prizes!

AmericanMuscle.com Drop Me A Line Deux Contest – $300 In Prizes!
The Winners Have Been Announced!

So you dropped me a line…now you get your fifty bucks! That’s about how it works! We received about 150 entries for round DEUX, and once again we laughed, we cried, and we wept bitterly for the future of mankind.

Thank you once again for making this contest a success…and reminding us that we aren’t the only crazies out there! Just kidding…just kidding…but on to the good part…the winners:

  • Matthew J. of Sarasota, FL
    • “My dog’s name is Bullitt.”
    • Matt…we thought long and hard about this one, and to this day, still cannot figure out why our dog is not named Bullitt! Fifty bucks and a T-Shirt are coming your way!
  • Mike K. of Westampton, NJ
    • “I should win a $50 card because I’m paying Comcast $40 a month to sit here on the internet and dream of parts on your site!”
    • Well Mike, I have just the fix you need to save you from your dream…but maybe not your Comcast nightmare! Fifty bucks, a T-shirt to you!
  • Bryan H. of Bloomington, IN
    • “In April my father passed away and in his honor I want to take his 2000 Red Ford Mustang and complete his mission of making his Mustang the most badass ride that it could ever possibly be so he can ride on in heaven.”
    • A much better reason then these other freeloaders here…everyone else should be ashamed of themselves! A Fifty Cert and T-Shirt in your father’s honor!
  • Jason B. of Canastota, NY
    • “You should give me 50 bucks because my Mom said so.”
    • Who are we to argue with mom? $50 and a T on the way!
  • Matt W. of Wichita, KS
    • “I NEED $50 because I just spent more on an engagement ring than my Mustang is worth.”
    • Spending your Mustang’s money on an engagement ring!?! $50 and a T-Shirt to you…hopefully this will help remind you of your priorities!!!
  • Isaac L. of San Jose, CA
    • “I think you should give me the $50 because if you don’t, I will kill Mr. Bunny; you don’t want Mr. Bunny to die do you?!”
    • …now weeping bitterly for the future of mankind… $50 and a shirt for you…

For original full contest details, read below:

 

 

 

AmericanMuscle.com Drop Me A Line Deux Contest – $300 In Prizes!
Tuesday September 23rd Through Tuesday September 30th
 
Its been a long time since I offered you an easy to enter contest on the BLOG. I’m always requiring you to put forth effort to win Free Stuff! Which I know you enjoy and all…but consider this contest a reward for your efforts!!! But I must warn you, despite not having to take pictures and write endless essays, your entries better be good to win!

 

So what is this contest you say? Why it is the return of the American Muscle Drop Me A Line Contest! The details of the American Muscle Drop Me A Line Deux BLOG Contest are basically the same as last time. Come up with a single, solitary sentence on why I should give you $50. The top six entries will each receive a $50 AmericanMuscle.com Gift Certificate!

 

And just like last time, no pictures to take, long-winded stories to write, or hours of scavenger hunting are required for this one folks! Just one sentence! It is that easy! Entries will be judged on creativity and how much they make me want to either give you $50, or how much they make me want to close the email and bang my head against the desk weeping bitterly for the future of mankind…actually either one might get you $50!

 

The top six entries will be featured on our site and they will each receive an American Muscle T-Shirt and a $50 Gift Certificate to AmericanMuscle.com!

 

 

The Fine Print:

 

  • Your entry or entries must be submitted before 5:00PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September the 30th. Winners will be announced on Friday October 3rd.
  • You must include your full name, address, phone number, email address, and T-Shirt size when submitting. (Personal information will only be used internally for our records and to deliver your prize. No personal information collected will be used for outside solicitations or sold in any way.)
  • Everyone is eligible to enter, you do not have to have made a previous purchase from AmericanMuscle.com.
  • You may submit as many individual entries as you want, but please do not SPAM the same entry multiples times or ALL of your entries will be disqualified!
  • Gift Certificate Prizes valid only for products at AmericanMuscle.com and are not redeemable or exchangeable for any cash value.

 

AmericanMuscle.com Drop Me A Line Contest – $300 In Prizes!
Tuesday September 23rd Through Tuesday September 30th