Monthly Archives: December 2008

AmericanMuscle’s Battle Of The Forums Contest Finishes With An Epic Movie!

During the month of December 2008, rival forum members sent in objects to AmericanMuscle in an effort to earn the points necessary to bring victory to their forum, that and the fact that pictures of some poor AmericanMuscle Employee using the objects would be posted for their amusement. But, the objects sent in were of such wanton and gratuitous depravity that they could only be properly portrayed in this film.

 

 

Thanks for these terrible gifts:
Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid Ass Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piñata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.

 

Enjoy this movie? DIGG it here: http://digg.com/comedy/Craziest_Christmas_Gift_Movie_Ever_Period

AM Christmas Mustang Decorating Contest Winners Announced!

 

AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest – Over $500 In Prizes!
The Winners Have Been Announced!

The AmericanMuscle.com Christmas Decorating Contest is over and it is time to announce the winners! There were some seriously decked out Mustangs submitted, so selecting the winners was no walk down the hall. In fact, I am going to be sending some runner’s up a mini-AM Prize pack with a T-Shirt and a 2009 Calendar & Catalog!

  • 1st Prize – Brady R. of Eagan, MN:
    • 1st Place Prizes:
      • $300 American Muscle Gift Certificate

     

  • 2nd Prize – Rich S. of East Hanover, NJ:

     
     
     

    • 2nd Place Prizes:
      • $150 American Muscle Gift Certificate

     

  • 3rd Prize – Damon D. of Winter Springs, FL:  
    • 3rd Place Prizes:
      • $50 American Muscle Gift Certificate

     

  • Runner Up Pictures:

       
       
       
       
     

For original full contest details, click here!

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AM Gives Away Over $2000 In Gifts

To Unsuspecting Mustang Owners

AmericanMuscle.com has always been known for running its crazy contests on both its BLOG and also on the forums it sponsors! Their latest “All I Want For Christmas Wish List Contest” on AllFordMustangs.com required forum members to post up two wish lists, one list of what their Mustang wanted for Christmas, and one wish list of what they wanted personally for Christmas, for a chance to win one of three $100 AmericanMuscle Gift Certificates! Pretty sweet, but that is not where the real story is.

Here is where the story gets really good! At the end of the contest, AmericanMuscle’s Forum Representative AMNick picked out nearly 20 items worth over $2000 from people’s personal wish lists, including a Digital Camera, Bowling Ball, a 204 Piece Craftsman Tool Kit, a Nintendo Wii, toys for a member’s 3 year old daughter, and even some retro 80′s tube socks, and actually sent them the items on their lists, all on the company dime!

When asked if he was afraid of getting fired for what seemed like an incredible act of lunacy, AMNick responded, “Absolutely not! I had the full support of AmericanMuscle behind me on this one! The thing about AmericanMuscle is we can fully relate to our customers because we are real Mustang people too. With the currently devastated economy, we just thought this would be a great way to help out our fellow Mustang enthusiasts in these financially difficult times.”

Needless to say there were some very surprised, and very happy people on AllFordMustangs.com that day!

“Thanks so much nick and AM, now i dont gota send my car to the shop for the smallest things!” – wells89

“I’m gonna rename all my kids after you: Nick, Nick, and Nickie” – Mr. Ugly

“OH MY GOODNESS!!! just got home from work and checked my email……woohoo!!” – ‘ 65 Dream

“WOW…I never win anything!!! I can’t believe I won…” – 05sbgt